Elisabetta Gregoraci, an Italian model … Amber Rose has a strong Instagram game in these two bikini photos … a year old, but the only six words parents need to say to their kids about sports … “Spider has sex, then chews off own genitals” … 12 struggles only women who play soccer will understand … Orange County high school teachers have sleepover with students, then had sex with them … yes, this is ET’s face in a tree trunk … “Teacher Assigned Students to Write About How They Would Kill Her” … so 2014 was the hottest year ever … yeah, I’d be pretty upset if I saw this, too … life expectancy in the UK is approaching 100 … Eddie Huang can write, and this made me want to see ‘Fresh off the Boat‘ … keep an eye out for this asteroid later this week … “The Law School Scam” … I sure hope danishes are a big deal in 2015 … the Oklahoma State dance team went skiing … American Sniper set a January record for a movie debut: $90 million … Miss Lebanon and Miss Israel took a photo together, and people flipped out …
University of Florida women’s basketball player arrested for stealing a teammate’s credit card and using it at a nail salon, pawn shop and other stores. [Gainesville Sun]
Max Scherzer has inked a 7-year deal with the Washington Nationals. [CBS Sports]
We’ll talk plenty about the Packers/Seahawks game today, but you’re going to need a super strong argument to move me off of this: It was all about the onside kick. [JS Online]
Michigan can start thinking about the 2015-2016 season: Leading scorer Caris LeVert need surgery on his foot and is done for the year. [Detroit News]
Adam Silver can’t be serious with this – he wants to launch four franchises in Europe? WHY? [Guardian]
How Brian Kelly kept Ronnie Stanley at Notre Dame for one more year. [Fox Sports]
Well done Penn State, not selling tickets to fans even though the entire upper level was tucked behind curtains. [Penn Live]
The Phillies want to trade Ryan Howard. There are few takers. The Phillies have been up front about it. What’s the problem? [Philly.com]
Nice story about the house young Cassius Clay – known better as Muhammad Ali – grew up in. [WSJ]
As Baseball Games Drag On, Timelessness Becomes Less Than Sacred. [NYT]
So John Fox going to the Bears would mean Chicago is going back to being a power running team? [Tribune]
The argument that Peyton Manning should not retire. [The MMQB]
Why Can’t Hollywood Get Female Journalists Right? [NY Magazine]
This was the last thing I expected to see. Never seen this.
Man in the background gets hit by a bike during live TV shot.
Cop rocks out to Taylor Swift in his patrol car.
Awesome prank, Dad. I’d love to pull this off, but …
